- -Oh my gosh you look like your about to explode....no seriously you seriously look like your about to explode.
- - My wife just had her baby and she didn't even get close to as big as you are.
- -Insulter#1 : Due any minute?
Me: No, I have two months and a half months left.
Insulter- Are you serious...how are you even going to carry that around!?!
- - Insulter #2-Oh you poor thing you look so uncomfortable, at least your almost done right?
Me: Oh I wish, but i still have 3 months left.
Insulter: Oh twins?
Me thinking: you seriously think I could be due any day with twins and I still have three months left...awesome.
- Insulter #3:Oh it looks like he has really dropped, at least your almost done, that looks really uncomfortable.
Me: Well I still have two and a half months left, he just sits really low.
Insulter #3: Oh wow, I bet your gonna have to go on bed rest pretty soon, there is no way your going to be able to get any bigger with him that low.
Me: Seriously...did you go to medical school? (of course I didn't say that because I have tact and dignity and wouldn't want to hurt their feelings unlike the insulter that thinks I want to hear crap like that)
The funny thing is I don't think I'm this huge giant, I just am all belly and its all up front so it looks like I'm huge...however I guess I am bigger than normal because I have yet to see a pregnant person due the same time I am or even before me that I am smaller than, or even the same size as. So maybe I am huge.
For journaling purposes these are some of my pregnany symptoms:
-My saliva gives me heart burn. Not just food, not just chocolate, anything and everything and its 24/7. I finally got on a prescription that works wonders but I just ran out of it...doctor appointment tomorrow halleluia! Bring on the pills.
-Weight gain, 40 lbs. Awesome--so all you pregnant ladies out there that say how fat you feel and you have gained like 18 lbs and say how fat you feel, I just don't feel bad for you, sorry. *Side note here, the first 20 weeks of my pregnancy I didn't eat any sugar or white flour, white breads, white rice...nothing, I worked out 4 times a week and ran around like a crazy person for 7 hours a day chasing autisic kids so I was super duper active for the main reason that I didn't want to gain weight like I did with zaylie, and I still gained 25 lbs, so I finally said screw it bring on the sugar.
-My hands feet and face have started to swell. The cankles aren't so bad, the man hands are a bit embarrasing, but the face fat is the worst, its what makes me look like I have gained 40 lbs.
-Fortunately I was small enough to begin with, so when I gain 40 lbs I still look like a fairly small person so its hard to tell I've gained 40 lbs... until I try on pants. Then its a bit depressing.
-I like foods I normally hate and want to eat at restaurants that I normally don't want to, and places I usually love I never want to go to. I normally hate pineapple, but I love it right now, the thought of eating a hamburger normally makes me want to puke, but I've eaten like 54 hamburgers this pregnancy. My favorite fast food is Panda Express, Idaho Falls finally got one and I never want to go, but I always want to go to Taco Bell.
-I'm starting to get really really tired an have no energy.
-I go pee literally every 30 minutes to an hour, and because he sits so low every step I take I feel like I won't make it in time to the bathroom, it really gets old. At night I get a break though and go every 2-3 hours. :)
-He is quite the mover, he makes such sharp movements that make me jump and actually hurt me. This gives us hope he will be a football player.
-He likes to stretch out and rub into my hip bones and shove his feet under my ribs at the same time.